Funny Things Little People Say

Brian: "Daddy, your breath is stinky!
Daddy: "Well, I just smoked a cigar..."
Brian: "No, Daddy, your breath smells like a skunk"
Brian: "Daddy, I think a skunk came and sprayed in your mouth!"

(are we proud of the fact that he knows that skunks spray their stink, or embarrassed about our breath?)

Sean: (YAWN)
Mommy: "Sean, are you sleepy?"
Sean: "Yes, I'm sleepy in my mouth."