Vocabulary 101

Monday...

Brian: Mommy, I am hurrying frantically to get my jammies on before Daddy gets up here!

Mommy: Brian, do you know what frantically means?

Brian: It means doing something really, really fast.

Alright. We got something going on here!

Today...

Brian: Mommy, I'm exhausperated.

Mommy: What does exhausperated mean?

Brian: It means I'm so tired I can hardly stand up!

I'll give him an "A" for effort on that one!